![]() ![]() I have never had to switch on Dwarven Justice before: my dudes always marched along just peachy, lockstep towards a socialist Utopia where the Dorfs had seized the means of production (read: shitstone mugs) and were a perfectly content fraternity. The Dorfs are fucking revolting - their brains are mapped, not on human terms, but as receptacles for big, fat extracts from the Book of Grudges. The bastards *remember*: worse, during their downtime, they sit and fucking brood on the wrongs they have suffered. "Cookie" was a dwarf who dreamed of becoming a master-carpenter. Which was a shame, really, because we already had a fucking master carpenter, and all the wood was earmarked for our burgeoning steel industry regardless. Cookie was told to STFU about mastering a skill and to get down to the kitchen, where he would spend his days preparing ☼Plump Helmet Roasts☼.Īnd there it should have ended: Cookie, the Legendary cook and Woody the Legendary carpenter, to each according to his needs and from each according to his ability. Except Cookie turned Evil, he spent his days in that fucking kitchen nursing a terrible hatred, forging incredible meals into which he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. The first thing he did was punch a stone-crafter to death in a fit of rage. I - wishing to preserve the legendary cook and reasoning that stone-crafters are a dime-a-dozen in an economy geared to produce a million shitstone mugs a year - decided to let Cookie off the hook and funnel his RAGE into a more productive role. He wants to master a skill, he is frustrated at being unable to practice a martial art and holds warriors in the highest regard: into the military he is drafted so he may learn to temper his ferocity. Pleased with my solution, I return my benevolent attentions back to the caves, which are infested with fucking animal men and who are not taking their internment in dwarven concentration camps lightly whilst I work on the Final Solution to the furry problem. Large glass gems are cut at a jeweler's workshop, not a glass furnace.After working some more on the Magma Pump and the channel leading into the camp, I return upstairs to my military's training room to see how Plan B is turning out. See the finished goods discussion page for details.ģ See Large gems above. g., a cloth instrument).ġ Skull totems, like bone crafts, are also made by a bone carver at a craftsdwarf's workshop.Ģ Glass and gems have a small, random chance to be cut into crafts. On occasion, a dwarf in a strange mood will make a trade good out of a material not normally suited for it (e. Most materials can be used to make trade goods. ![]() In fact, glass crafts cannot be made directly at a glass furnace, and must be acquired through the processing of raw glass by a gem cutter. Gems and glass also have a chance to be cut into crafts this way. It is not possible to issue a job order for large gems instead, cutting any gem or raw glass has a chance to produce a large gem instead of ordinary cut gems. Totems cannot be built as permanent structures, but careful management of custom stockpiles will allow the player to place totems at artistically pleasing locations around the fortress.Īlthough totems have the same base value as all other crafts, totems made from the skulls of more valuable animals like unicorns will fetch a hefty price. Totems are made from skulls by a bone carver at a craftsdwarf's workshop. Toys include mini-forges, toy hammers, toy axes, toy boats, and puzzleboxes. Instruments include drums, flutes, harps, trumpets, and piccolos. Note that dwarves never drink booze out of mugs, preferring instead to drink straight from the barrel. Stone mugs can be found under the 'All' section of the Move Trade Goods interface. ![]() Goblets have no subtypes, but have different names depending on the material from which they are made: metal goblets are simply goblets, stone goblets are called mugs, and wooden goblets are called cups. ![]() They are the only type of trade good that appears on its own page in the Trade Depot menu. Crafts include figurines, rings, earrings, amulets, bracelets, crowns, and scepters. ![]()
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